|Sometimes one plus one equals musical torture|
There was even more bad news 25 years ago this week with new songs I didn't like by two acts I normally did like. What was going on?
|ARIA Top 50 Singles Chart - week ending February 10, 1991|
There was no movement going on at the top of the ARIA singles chart as Divinyls held strong for a second week with "I Touch Myself".
Off The Chart
Number 97 "Go For It! (Heart And Fire)" by Joey B Ellis with Tynette Hare
Peak: number 91
Nowhere near as good as previous Rocky soundtrack singles "Eye Of The Tiger" or "Living In America", this song from Rocky V sounded like a poor man's C&C Music Factory.
Number 95 "Can't Stop" by After 7
Peak: number 80
Like "Giving You The Benefit", this latest US hit from producers LA Reid & Babyface, performed by a trio featuring two of the latter's brothers, flopped locally.
Number 91 "It's A Shame (My Sister)" by Monie Love
Peak: number 90
Another song that really should've done better here is this biggest hit by the British rapper born Simone Gooden. The hook was taken from the Stevie Wonder-penned "It's A Shame" by The Spinners.
"All The Man That I Need" by Whitney Houston
Peak: number 59
On the one hand, this was a bit of a turn-up for the books. "All The Man That I Need" was only Whitney's second single back after her two-year chart break, so you might've thought it would follow "I'm Your Baby Tonight" into the top 50. On other other hand, despite being known for her big ballad voice, Whitney hadn't had a really successful slow song since "Greatest Love Of All" reached number 1 in 1986. Originally released as "All The Man I Need" in 1982 by both Linda Clifford and Sister Sledge with David Simmons, the song (with added "That") did return Whitney to the top spot in America for a ninth time.
Number 43 "Innuendo" by Queen
Peak: number 28
Queen's last big hit in Australia had been 1989's "I Want It All" and it, like so many other songs by the British band, had a big chorus custom-made for crowd participation. The lead single from the album of the same name, "Innuendo" had only the vaguest of hooks and a long section in the middle where it veered off into all sorts of musical diversions, including a flamenco guitar duel between Bryan May and Steve Howe from Yes.
Some people compared its style-shifting and overblown pomposity to "Bohemian Rhapsody", but I just found "Innuendo" to be self-indulgent and lacking any of the excitement of their signature song. As we'll see, no other singles from Innuendo made the top 50, and it wouldn't be until after the tragic demise of Freddie Mercury later in 1991 that Queen would return to the chart with a re-release of "Bohemian Rhapsody".
Number 42 "Heart Of Stone" by Taylor Dayne
Peak: number 42
Not to be confused with Cher's single and album of the same name, "Heart Of Stone" became the second single in a row from Taylor Dayne that left me cold. Even though the singer who'd burst onto the scene with dance/pop singles like "Tell It To My Heart" eased back from the pop/rock stylings of previous single "I'll Be Your Shelter", "Heart Of Stone" just felt safe and ordinary. And there were better songs on album Can't Fight Fate. "Wait For Me", anyone? I can't have been the only one to be unimpressed, with "Heart Of Stone" not getting any higher than this debut position in Australia and becoming her first single to miss the US top 10.
Number 37 "It Takes Two" by Rod Stewart / Tina Turner
Peak: number 16
At least this tour through awful singles from 1991 is about to come to an end - and there was no song that bothered me more from the first few months of that year than this cover of the 1965 hit by Marvin Gaye and Kim Weston. Sounding like something Jackie Love and Ricky May might perform on Midday, Rod and Tina's version of the much-covered Motown track felt garish and unsophisticated. It probably didn't help that I hadn't enjoyed anything Tina had released since 1985's "We Don't Need Another Hero (Thunderdome)" or that I've only ever liked one Rod Stewart song ("Young Turks" from a decade earlier). Naturally, "It Takes Two" became another big hit for both artists, aided somewhat by its use in a Pepsi commercial. Unfortunately, for me, it wasn't the last we'd hear from either singer in 1991.
Next week: two cover versions debut - one by an act that'd previously hit the chart with a remake medley and the other by an artist who'd sampled his way to number 1. Plus, one of the worst ballads of all time.
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